Moon Ride

[Verse 1]
I built me a ship one foggy night
And I waited until the time was right
Then I checked the controls and got ready to sail
And still I lived to tell the tale
Of my moon ride

[Verse 2]
I saw me many a wonderful sight
On that hair-risin', nail-bitin' frightenin' flight
'Til I reached the moon in all of its glory
And still I lived to tell the story
Of my moon ride

[Bridge, spoken]
I hit the moon with a great big bump
I got out of my ship and decided to jump
I jumped a mile if I jumped an inch
And when I came down, I landed in a clinch
With the moon men
They bound my hands, and they bound my feet
And they thought they found something new to eat
When they boiled the water, I got pretty scared
But don't think for a moment I came unprepared
For the moon men
I managed to get hold of my new ray gun
Filled with rays conserved from the broilin' sun
And I heard a maddenin', shatterin' sound
As I shot to the uneven, cheese-covered ground
The moon men

[Verse 3]
I turned around for one last view
Of the craters and the valleys all in purply blue
When I saw a fleet of flying saucers
Which were filled with all the law enforcers
Of the moon men

[Verse 4]
I ran for everything I was worth
I got into my ship, and I headed towards earth
I hit the world with a moan and a wail
But still I lived to tell the tale
Of my moon ride

[Outro]
Crazy moon ride
Crazy moon ride