Moomer

[Intro: XANAKIN SKYWOK]
Rest in peace, Kobe Bryant
Skywok
So, I heard about this stupid ass bitch
She needs to be told off (Told off, hoe)
Stealing jokes (Yeah)
From all these other niggas (From all these other niggas)
Tryna be funny (What?)
But she ain't (Nah)
What up, shoe ass bitch Moomer (Moomer)
What up, bitch?
Uh, uh, oh
Yeah, uh, uh
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Yeah, uh, what (GTTC)
Bitch, bitch (Bitch)

[Verse 1: XANAKIN SKYWOK]
I'll chop you up in a minivan (Yeah)
But your ass don't fit in a minivan (No)
I-I-I-I-I swear to God, you a fatass bitch
Make you man look like he a minivam (Uh)
You stealing jokes for some money (Bitch)
They don't laugh 'cause you funny (No)
They gon' laugh 'cause you bank size
Ain't the same size as your tummy (Ha)
Bit-Bit-Bit-Bitch ass hoe, get dummied (Ow!)
Pussy stank like it's runny (Yuck)
I swear to God, it's only thing that runs in your fam'
Yo' legs like Huddy's
D-D-D-D-Don't ever come up to me
Or I'll sell some crack to baby Gene
And I'll smack his dad with baby cream
That nigga so fat, he bleeds ice cream (What?)
How you gonna hate on Trump, bitch?
When you ate up on his lunch quick
I'm not into politics
I would rather fuck on some slut bitch (Bitch)
I'd rather let Kim Kardash' come beat your ass
And watch you squeal shit (Yuh)
So you better not make some lame ass joke
'Bout me 'cause I do not feel shit (Uh)
You could say I'm not 2Pac
Def-Def-Definitely not like Biggie (Nah)
But at least my ass got your kids
Clappin' real fast like my name Disney (Disney)
Better yet, I got them slapping my raps
And saying each work like my name Mickey (Mickey)
Bitch, I bet you cannot get one word to them
Even if you sold your kidneys (Bitch)

[Verse 2: Sadfriendd]
Ah, like, what, huh?
Lemme get this straight
That bitch need life-sized dinner plates
That bitch did block the interstate
That lazy ass bitch ain't losing weight
Ah, she talking shit, but can't touch her toes (Ah)
This salty ass bitch got food in her nose (Wait)
Step in the street, and she blocking the road (Ah)
Hefty as fuck, I will not be her foe (Wait)
Couldn't pick her up with an UFO
Weight loss should be the new memo (Way)
I forget you're not funny
Knock, knock, who's there, the big ass dummy
The only D that she wants is Sunny (Ah)
Threw in for a minute for a big ass tummy (Wait)
Acting like an African, she not funny (Oh)
She want egg scrambled, fried, runny
She go holler for a dollar
Lil' bitch, I'm popping my collar
Oh, wait, I'm popping my collar
Pull up, I shoot like Old Father
She give me brain like a scholar
I fuck yo' bitch, but won't call her
My wrists
Be wet like an otter
These niggas
Crawl like a toddler