Montana [Live in Rotterdam]

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, George Duke]
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
Raisin' it up, waxin' it down
In a little white box that I can sell uptown
But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss (Well)

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
Ah, but then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax 'n melt it down
Pluck the floss 'n swish it aroun'
And I would have me a crop
(Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah)
An it'd be on top, that's why I'm movin' to Montana right away

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, Frank Zappa]
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(A-Woppy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
I'm movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

[Instrumental Break 1:41–8:37]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Bridge: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon
Oh, I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss, his name is Mighty Little
He's a good hoss, even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Well, anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

[Verse 3: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke , Napoleon Murphy Brock]
I'm gonna find me a horse, just about this big (Oh, yeah)
An' ride that turkey all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say "Why don't you sharpen it, then?
But by myself I wouldn't have no boss (Poo-poo, poo-poo)
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss, yes
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss

[Verse 4: Frank Zappa]
Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
(A little tweezer glint...) And then I'd
Get a cuppa coffee 'n give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush
'N then I might just jump back on
(Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah)
An' ride, like a zombie into the dawn to Montana

[Outro: Frank Zappa & George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Frank Zappa]
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) (Yes indeed)
Movin' to Montana soon (Well)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) (Well, well, well, well)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay, hey) (Well, well, well, well)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay, hey) (Yeah)

[Spoken Word Outro]
FZ: Now, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to pay very close attention to this announcement. You know it's sort of a rule of the house here that in the middle of the show, just when everything gets rolling, the concession stand upstairs where they have the little sandwiches and the coffee, they want your bucks—or guilders as it might be in this case—so we are forced to take an intermission at this point. That means we're going back there, and if you're hungry or thirsty you get to go up there and we'll be back in about twenty minutes. So, we'll see you guys in a little while
Napoleon: Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay
George: Movin', Montana, movin', movin' to Montana
FZ: Well, here we go again... All right. We're gonna open up this part of our program first by raising a level on my monitor box, all right? Yes. Yes indeed. A little bit more, Brian. All right, all right. Okay. The name of this song is "RDNZL" and it shows Ruth in her finest hour. Alright