Hello, and welcome, to the first general meeting of the Monsters Anonymous
Hello, my name is T-Rex
I think I’ve got a complex
I always want to smash the duplex
Hello, my name is Loch Ness
I’ve been living in the darkness
I won’t bore you with my regrets
Hello, I am a Cyclops
I think I’m losing my chops
I’m addicted to my eyedrop
I’m Frankenstein’s creation
And here’s my explanation
Why I’m bad at pro-creation
My nuts are in my neck
I’m the monster under your bed
I’m hungry I’ve not been fеd
Maybe I’ll eat your head
Hi, I’m thе Minotaur
For three thousand years or more
One-nil has been the score
Hello, I am a Giant
If you’re wondering where your car went
Go look in my footprints
Finally daylight has come
Don’t blink your eyes or it’s gone
You better run
Thank you for attending the first general meeting of the Monsters Anonymous
Monsters Anonymous was written by Kevin Hearn & Boothby Graffoe.
Monsters Anonymous was produced by Kevin Hearn & Michael Phillip Wojewoda.
Kevin Hearn released Monsters Anonymous on Tue Dec 20 2011.