Monster Hash

I was working in the lab late one night
When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe
So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke
Who said "This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke"

(We smoked some hash) We smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash) It was his personal stash
(We smoked some hash) We got completely trashed
(On monster hash) We smoked some monster hash

As we partied in the castle with the living dead
Mouths were dry and eyes were red
The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed
"Won't somebody please pass the Visine?"

(They smoked some hash) They smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash) From Frankie's personal stash
(We smoked some hash) And they all were smashed
(On monster hash) They smoked some monster hash

The mummy was toking on a bong (Take a toke, wah ooh)
Wolfman said "Don't bogart that, pass it along" (Take a toke, wah ooh)
The swamp thing was toasted, rolling on the floor (Take a toke, wah ooh)
Laughing hysterically and pleading for more

(Wah ooh) The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved
(Wah ooh) To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves
(Wah wah ooh) Meanwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein baked
(Wah ooh) Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes

(We ate some hash) We ate some monster hash
(Some monster hash) It had the graveyard smashed
(We ate some hash) And we all got trashed
(On monster hash) We ate some monster hash

(Wah ooh) The party would have gone on 'til we all passed out
(Wah ooh) But just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout
(Wah wah ooh) "Watch out, beware, cover your necks"
(Wah ooh) "Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"

(He smoked some hash) He smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash) He was completely smashed
(He smoked some hash) That Transylvanian's trashed
(On monster hash) He smoked some monster hash

(Wah ooh) Now every night the dead rise up from the grave
(Wah ooh) To partake in our happening THC rave
(Wah wah ooh) For you, the living, this hash was meant, too
(Wah ooh) When you get to my door, just say the Toyes sent you

(We'll smoke some hash) We'll smoke some monster hash
(Some monster hash) And we'll all get trashed
(We'll smoke some hash) From my personal stash
(Of monster hash) We'll smoke some monster hash

(Wah ooh, monster hash) Mmm, that shit good
(Wah ooh, monster hash) Easy, boy, save some for daddy
Mmm, this is good