Monster Hand

My sweet mom made me get
My two fingers put back on
My dad's allowing that
Pussing out 'cause he's a little bit afraid of her

And I don't wanna have a monster hand
But he's got a point about the people who are following me
And with my fake names on the radar
I still have a middle finger

But I know I'm gonna have
Additional jellyfish trouble
I gotta start working on a nursery rhyme
Center my focus so I don't disclose
Classified information under anesthetic
It's a technique we use
But I'm probably not gonna be any good at it
'cause I'm exhausted

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
And a spider diddled something with his thumb
And all the mother fuckers couldn't put him back together
Think the dish did something with the spoon

With a moo moo here, knick knack paddy whack
If a woodchuck could chuck some fuckin' wood
Hickory dickory, diddle diddle
Bah bah monkey, black sheep in the middle

Old Macdonald had a farm
And he fucked up his farmer head
Cracked his shell... What the hell?
I don't know... What?

Hmmmmmm.....
Whaaaat?
Fuuuuuuuck