Monopoly

I use the iron or the shoe
I don’t be even trying yet I triumph
It is true
When I land on a property I buy it
I ain’t biased towards the blue
There’s only two
I roll the dice then make a move
Pay some rent if it behoove
Not one to brag but Milton Bradley couldn’t make me lose
Don’t let it be a couple railroads that I get accrued
I get into a groove
Too ill wit the cash flow
Don’t use pills, two bills when I pass go
Tell you which opportunity next
With a glance at the Chance or Community Chest
Everything go well
Drop a couple thousands on some houses and hotels
There ain’t no containing him they’ll see
Might get apprehended but I get out of jail free
Show you how to stack guap
Free parkin' be the jackpot
Millionaire and didn’t have to phone a friend
No trouble I throw doubles and roll again
Collect dividends, no imprisonment, just visiting
No holding pen
I got both utilities
Capabilities
And abilities
And a top hat
And trying to top me is an exercise in futility