Monkey Paw

I bought a monkey paw in Nepal
Now I don’t want to see it anymore
I keep throwing away
It keeps showing back up
Each time with one less finger standing up
I bought a monkey paw in Nepal

Now I’m getting followed by a phantom in a black truck
I ain’t talking Twitter, Insta-Instagram bruh
Everywhere I go I follow an audible hum
I’m sorry
Could I offer yall coffee or something
Or is water enough?
Doesn’t matter, you’ll be coughing it up
I guess it’s kinda fucked they be slaughterin’ them
-the monkeys-
Did you ever think about the poor monkeys?
Vendor disappeared after taking all my money

I bought a monkey paw in Nepal
Now I don’t want to store it anymore
I’m done fuckin’ with that historic lore
I bought it from a monastery like
“It’s for the cause”

I tried to get the feds;
They said it’s a highly guarded secret
I just saw a cop joking with a voodoo priestess
Who just tried to predict my death
On some tea leaf, skeevy she-or-me shit
Tried to see my seed shit
Legs feel like cement
All the scenery flipped, now this creepy chick’s indecent
Ick
Put your clothes back on, that’s wrong
Act all like y’all been smoking on some bath salts
With adults who wear fannypacks cause that’s they little crack vault
I call it ass-ault
I’m not mad y’all, just wanna go home
I feel like the call’s been coming from my own phone
Oh no!
I run upstairs because I’m fucking dumb, okay
I hide in the kitchen, pick my moment, then I dump the tray
Flatware scattered all over the fuckin’ place
Whoops judgement day...