Monika vs Junko Enoshima - Stark’s Rap Battles

[Intro: Announcer (Michael Stark)]
Let’s give it up
For Stark’s rap battle
Monika vs Junko Enoshima

[Verse 1: Monika (Kurobane Azia)]
You’re our new member? Here’s my tip of the day then
Don’t mess with the president, I leave clubs shaken
Through all three games, you kept your act repeating
So I’ll finish off the Ultimate Fascist Diva
Like command prompts, one line and I’m ending your life
Leave your file like Ryoko, memory wiped
All these characters kept in your mind
I’ll split ‘em up then rerun it like it’s festival time
Your Reality is lies written on paper
Never seen a bigger con from a cosplayer
Junko’s gonna choke, wanna know how to go for the throat?
Let me show you the ropes

[Verse 2: Junko Enoshima (Shiena)]
Pffft, fuckin’ pop off
You talentless hag, go join the Reserve Course and hop off (Haha)
Can’t say it’s a pleasure to meet ya
I’m Junko fucking Enoshima
My sis, my classes, dead and bleeding
When I take out all my friends, I mean to
You’re out of fashion, girl, the most cliché yet
Glad you found a way you can be dated
Fuch that! Now chop it off, I’ll spill it like Chiaki’s guts
Lighting up the AI, they’re generating copies from
That visual novel junk fucked up the whole genre
Now, each new fad that’s poppin’ up online’s Just Monika
All that time in darkness with the lights on
Lent you a snake constricted by Python
Don’t wanna break down bathed in blood!
Then, you better run first ‘fore your makeup does!

[Verse 3: Monika (Kurobane Azia)]
So much for “model students”
Any edits I’d do to your file would just improve it
But if fans are tired of your bits and quips
I’ll teach you a thing or two on flipping scripts
A talking bear and some strawberry hair
One look at your corpse says you’re not all there
Your hand, your womb, your dignity, they kept it
Your pupils must suck if you give all those extensions
I made my man just mine
You went and crashed out with your Killing Love Life
I wrote my way into his heart, you stabbed your way in his insides
Now a knife wound’s the the only thing that’s staying by his side
Your boredom drove you to leave the world heating up
Next time, take those voices and go join the theatre club
Oh yeah! You would know about that, huh!
Watched through the screen as Makato left your act cut!

[Verse 4: Junko Enoshima (Shiena) & Monakuma (Snakebite126)]
I’m fucking crazy! I’m ripping up eyeballs with spoons
If you didn’t get the news, bitch, I’ll give you the scoop
Like your game, you’re out of the loop
Ask Alter Ego how I mow ‘em, move this file to the trash, I’m a Monika Tower
Now you’re going how your friends go
Fuck Despair Disease, you got MC syndrome
Chick’s Hopes Peaked ‘til he did her like the six-floors
Lights dimmed low, once her man closed the Windows
It’s punishment time! Oh, such a bummer
Painting Holes in a Wall of code and text and numbers
All she’ll leave is poems of whining once I’ve crushed her
Hail to the Queen, bitch! A text body’s been discovered!

[Outro: Announcer (Michael Stark)]
Who bodied the track!
Who do you wanna see slay next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s rap…