Money Sucks

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I wonder what would life be like
If I burned all of my money would I see the light?
Now I know that sounds absurd
But just take me word for word, line by line
One verse at a time
Some people think that since they're born in wealth
That they're entitled to entitle my wealth for themselves
They'll say: we're the underprivileged class
Well, you can kiss my ass, say goodbye
I won't even try

[Chorus]
Tell me what it's like, living six-figures for life
With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
Tell me what it's like
This is the money sucks sing-along song

[Verse 2]
Some people tell me I could be somebody
Nobody told me that you need some money
If I don't have a job then what am I becoming?
Don't you know I'm only doing music for the money?
How come we pay people to misrepresent us?
If the children are the future, why the fuck are we in debt?
Student loans will make me sweat, and I can't afford my rent
And somehow I'm supposed to follow dreams
Yeah right- go fuck yourself

[Chorus]
Tell me what it's like, living six-figures for life
With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
Tell me what it's like
This is the money sucks sing-along song

[Bridge]
We're singing shit, fuck, damn it damn it
We'll never understand it
I keep on catching yellow just before
The red light, slam the breaks
On my life again, it's too late
To start over and
A dangerous beginning will inevitably end
So I'll write a love song
Sharks in the sky felt so wrong
And I'm just a guy with problems
But I need someone to sway with
To the rhythm and blues
These brown leather shoes don't match my
Passion for writing new beats
That's why the whole world's laughing at me,
Among other reasons, of course
But of all the critics, I'm the worst
And I try to live by a single verse
Rule #32, my friends: remember the little things
I'm a renegade
And I break my own rules anyway
I'm on a planetary escapade
To write crappy songs like Pimp for a Day
Still singing shit, fuck, damn it, damn it
I'll never know why
These are odd times to be alive
We need a suburban superhero
But I'm just another zero
Just like the money in my bank
'Cause money sucks and I need a break

[Chorus]
Tell me what it's like, living six-figures for life
With a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
Tell me what it's like
This is the money sucks sing-along song
This is the money sucks sing-along song
This is the money sucks sing-along song
This is the money sucks sing-along song