Money, Money, Money

[Intro, spoken]
Ha-cha-cha!
Oh, good evening folks!
My good friend once told me that anything can happen on Halloween, and I know he's right
Because something sure is happening right now
Let's get it, boys!

[Verse 1]
I work all night, I work all day
To pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
And that's too bad!
But in my dreams, I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball!

Rat-da-dap-ba-da-da-ga! OH! Haha!

[Chorus]
Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be fummy, haha!
In a rich man's world

Mummy, mummy, mummy
Always summy!
In a rich man's world

Oh, all those things I could do
If I had a little mummy, haha!
It's a rich man's world, ohh!

[Outro, spoken]
Oh, folks you have been great this evening
You've really stuck around for it
I'll tell you what: this joke has dеfinitely run its course
I do not think it could survive anothеr verse and chorus
So let's go ahead and pull the brains out through the nose, wrap this baby up, and, uh, put 'em in a tomb, you know what I'm sayin'?
Am I supposed to be the mummy in this song, or am I supposed to be singing about the mummy?
This is a very convoluted bit