Monday (Party Horn Version)

Choo-Choo Charlie had a plenty good band
But he couldn't understand why no one would go
The World Record Players on a tour of Japan
Charlie's fixing his van with a left arm tan
He said

"Monday, I'm all high
Get me out of FLA
In school, yeah
I fooled ya
Now I know I made a mistake"

Blister on a turnpike, let me by
I only want to wonder why when I don't die
Ooh, I shot you, yeah, I know
I only want to go where my wheels roll

Monday, I'm all high
Get me out of FLA
I fooled ya
In school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake

Everybody's wondering, "Where'd he go?
He must be down in Pensacola hiding from the snow"
Thе World Record Players on a tour of Japan
Charlie's fixin' his van, hе's waitin' for a postcard
And he said

"Monday, I'm all high
Get me out of TLA
Well, I cut class
In school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake
I made a big mistake"

Alright!
Alright! Alright! Alright!

(Son of a bitch)