MOLDY MEMORIES (peer pressure turned me into a diamond)

[Verse 1]
(Woo-oh, woo-oh, woo-oh)
I used to ride around town in the dirty Corolla until the cops pulled me over
Parole up in Pensacola
I got a dead-end job
Fantasize ties to the mob
My stories always turn sob
Just got pulled over in NOLA (Hey, hey)
Another self-obsessed soldier (Hey, hey)
Fighting 'til the war is over
But the war is never over
Snakes in the grass turned to cobras

[Chorus]
Hometown hero, used to be a zero
Used to being treated a lot differently
(Woo-oh, woo-oh)
They wanna all be my friend
Get away from me, enemy
Hometown Hero used to be a zero
Used to being treated a lot differently
(Woo-oh, woo-oh, woo-oh, woo-oh)

[Verse 2]
I got axes to grind and I got demons to slay
When there's a price to pay, let's see if your spine will break
Oh yeah, you're stepping with grace when it's in front of my face
But if my back was turned, you're all thumbs and a blade (Hey, hey)
Better run if you're afraid (Hey, hey)
You must be fucked in the brain
I'll spread your blood out like rain
I can taste your blood on my fangs

[Chorus]
Hometown hero used to be a zero
Used to being treated a lot differently
(Woo-oh, woo-oh)
They wanna all be my friend
Get away from me, enemy
Hometown hero used to be a zero
Used to being treated a lot differently
They wanna all be my friend

[Bridge]
Get away from me, enemy (Get away from me)
Get away from me, enemy (Get away from me)
Get away from me, enemy (Get away from me)
Get away from me, enemy (Get away from me)
Get away

[Verse 3]
I'm a hater, ninety-nine cent life saver
Ante up the cost and I'll do you a fucking favor (Get away)
Never at a loss for self-indulgent type behavior (Get away)
Always switching saviors based upon my failures (Get away)