Modern Home

[Chorus]
Welcome to your modern home
We'll plug you in so that you're never alone

[Verse 1]
Coming soon through your TV screen
Erase the sadness from your memory
Open your eyes, the future's now
On hire purchase we can show you how
You want love, you want respect
We've got add-ons you can get

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the last frontier
We're just so glad that you could make it here
It's your time if your credit's good
I hope that's clear and understood
Money back guarantee
Extra channels, no shipping fee
That planet's dead and there is no God
You might need to upgrade your pod

[Bridge]
Just relax it should be painless
We're just trying to make the most from what you know
You know
Just relax it should be painless
We're just trying to make the most from what you know
You know

[Refrain]
Just relax it should be painless
Just relax it should be painless

[Chorus]
Welcome to your modern home
We'll plug you in so that you're never alone
Welcome to your modern home
We'll plug you in so that you're never alone
Welcome to your modern home
We'll plug you in so that you're never alone
Welcome to your modern home
We'll plug you in so that you're never alone

[Refrain
Just relax it should be painless
Just relax it should be painless
(Just relax it should be painless)