Mobile Electric Chair

I finally heard of a job for me
A useful job that serves the community
Guaranteed fun without a care
To drive the Mobile Electric Chair

That would be a real job for me
To retain my formal dignity
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
A good job with security
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
Cheap thrills and electricity

Even if I could only strap them in
I’d teach the bastards to regret their sins
Well, there at the place where they commit their crimes
To drag their bodies out when they’ve been fried

That would be a real job for me
To retain my formal dignity
Oh yeah, oh yeah baby
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
A good job with security
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
Cheap thrills with electricity

Then to really put fear in their ass
A mobile courtroom sets up on the grass
They have the trial on the day of the crime
American justice to deal with slime

That would be a real job for me
To retain my formal dignity
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
A good job with security
I want it now
Yeah, I want it for me
Cheap thrills and electricity
I want it now