[Chorus]
Mumzy told me to find a good girl
And don't get caught in a mix-up
Know how it goes for a G on the road
Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up
Man are far from a doughnut
Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace
MSN, Voda and Motorola
So many crazy girls in my phone-a
Mumzy told me to find a good girl
And don't get caught in a mix-up
Know how it goes for a G on the road
Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up
Man are far from a doughnut
Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace
MSN, Voda and Motorola
So many crazy girls in my phone
[Verse]
I know a girl called Sarah
Gets pissed off when I air her
Not my fault that you live in West
Next time, holla at me when you're nearer
Oh yeah, there's Maxine
Met her in the back of a cabbie
Got a boyfriend that wants to attack me
Always high so I call her Selassie
Can't forget Rachel
From back in the day in Cable
Got four kids with a horse and a stable
When I come around, there's food on the table
Did I mention Gemma?
Does makeup for a tenner
Always pulling my hands and feet
Wanna cover me in henna
What about Missy?
Always wanna get kissy
Says she loves me, says she miss me
Not too sure, always tipsy
Let's talk about Shirley
Got a nice place in Purley
Don't really trust her behind the wheel
Cause she still plays Destruction Derby
Simone
Always belling my phone
Talking yardie, sipping BACARDÍ
Wah di bloodclart? Just leave me alone
Thirsty Kirsty
Almost pushing thirty
Got pissed off, saw me in Nando's
Eating chicken and chips with Kirby
So I made one phone call to Uncle
Couldn't get through so I hollered at Merky
Told him come through, bill an Uber
Better make it quick cause I gotta move certi, skrrr
Now I kill 'em with groovy
Know that one, that's anyone's groupie
Got her saved in my phonebook as Bluesy
Ruth and Rose, know how it goes
Dem two are broke so they're always moody
Don't really holla at Sam no more
Cause anytime I do, she's always broody
Wants my baby
Just like Crazy Haley
Me and Tina had a fall-out last week
Cause I got caught with big bad Tracey
[Chorus]
Mumzy told me to find a good girl
And don't get caught in a mix-up
Know how it goes for a G on the road
Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up
Man are far from a doughnut
Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace
MSN, Voda and Motorola
So many crazy girls in my phone-a
Mumzy told me to find a good girl
And don't get caught in a mix-up
Know how it goes for a G on the road
Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up
Man are far from a doughnut
Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace
MSN, Voda and Motorola
So many crazy girls in my phone