Mistress Issabout To Get Dragged!!!!!

[Intro: Bob the Drag Queen]
Oh, hey, I didn't see you all there
Go ahead and shop at bomobeauty dot com
Now imagine my shock
I log into twitter and I see this little baby queen trying to read
You wanna talk about reading?
Let's talk about reading...

[Verse 1: Bob the Drag Queen]
MIB cut the crease and grab the mascara
You bout to enter your getcha ass whooped era
I work the world stage, you work at small bars
And like Monét, you'll be great for All Stars
So knick-knack paddy whack give a bitch a snack
Cause this bitch about to get her wig pushed back
Go ahead grab your gloves, Isabelle Brooks
It's a jab, it's a kick, it's a fucking left hook
I might make you cry, don't care how you feel
Imagine tryna read me in this heel
Imagine tryna pay mе with this bill
Imagine not knowing I'm a big fucking deal
I cut so deep that a spell won't hеal it
Hit this bitch so hard, Chevelle gon' feel it
"Mistress is a bitch," "Mistress is a bully"
Well I'm a bully too and I ate that bitch fully
Don't bother to respond, I think we're all done
You made it to top four, I made it to top one
In a room full of bottoms you couldn't top one
Couldn't top Jose and you couldn't top Juan
Run that beat back bitch again and again
You just got chopped and I just got tens
Fourteen episodes, just one win
How you got two faces but you got three chins?

[Interlude]
I mean, it doesn't make sense to me mathematically, but
Your body your choice
I think we're done here

[Verse 2: Bob the Drag Queen and Salina EsTitties]
Psych, I'm not done
I said diss track, not diss verse
You bout to get your ass handed to you purse first
Turn the beat around bitch, Uno reverse
You came in a Uber but you leave in a hearse
Sit down baby queen, you not on my level
You bout to find out who's the real shedevil
By night, I know it's not right
But I take delight when I get to fight, honey
Cut a small bitch with a big ass bazooka
You don't scare me, I'm not Loosey Laduca (Let loose)
Read a bitch down, no biography
Beat me? Try to beat the choreography
Poison like A to the N to the T H R A X
And I will never take my foot off this hoes neck
Yeah (*laughs*)
You know you make me laugh like a hyena
But you better keep an eye out for Salina (Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Brooks)
Imagine me being afraid of Yolanda Saldívar
Who's afraid of a salad bar

[Outro: Salina EsTitties]
Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Brooks
Mistress, you can eat both our asses, faggot
You can eat
Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Brooks
Mistress, you can eat both our asses, faggot
You can eat