The fifth song on 1990’s “The Razor’s Edge” album.
In a February 1991 interview with Guitar World Angus Young stated,
“I think the funniest song on this album is ‘Mistress For Christmas.’ That song’s about Donald Trump. He was big news at the time, so we thought we’d have a bit of fun and humor wi...
[Intro]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slipping up high, slipping down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
Yes
Ah-ah-ah
Alright
Listen
I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
Said, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
[Chorus]
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
Oh, yeah
[Bridge]
Ha-ha
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on
[Solo]
[Verse 2]
Easy come, easy go
Slipping high, slipping low
Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
(Mistress)
He got it, and I want it
(For Christmas)
They got it, and I can't have it
(Mistress)
But I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas)
She got it, and I can't get a
[Chorus]
Mistress for Christmas (You know what I'm talking about)
(Mistress for Christmas)
You got to send her down
You got to send her down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah
Mistress For Christmas was written by Malcolm Young & Angus Young.
Mistress For Christmas was produced by Bruce Fairbairn.
AC/DC released Mistress For Christmas on Mon Sep 24 1990.