Miranda Panda

I went to lunch with Norma Desmond
Five-foot-nine of Japanese desire
Things got sticky with Chinese take-out
Sweet saucy noodles in casual attire

Sing along little kitty
Sing along little kitty
Sing along
Sing along Miranda Panda

Sing along little kitty
Sing along little kitty
Sing along
Miranda Panda

She was big, the pictures small
Bound and gagged she's the cutest pet of all
When she told me, "Some girls are bitches"
I didn't know it was an admission

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along
Move along Miranda Panda

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along

I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
Miranda Panda you're the one

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along
Move along Miranda Panda

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along
Miranda Panda

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along
Move along Miranda Panda

Move along little kitty
Move along little kitty
Move along
Miranda Panda

I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
I can't understand ya Miranda Panda
Miranda Panda you're the one