Minotaur

[Verse 1]
Mother and Father were scared so they called up the government
The scientists came to take samples then locked me in a labyrinth
All the people who found me were shocked when they saw I was a Minotaur
The news hit the world so they put me in a cell next to the dinosaurs

[Chorus 1]
To be honest I'm not mad
All the attention that I've had

They made me sing songs
Dance all day long
And that's just not my style
You're a popular draw if you're a Minotaur
You're famous for a while
Famous for a while

[Verse 2]
I managed to snap off the chains and impale a few guards or two
The blood on my horns left a trail for the police and evidence crew
I went to the surgeon who changed my appearance for a hefty fee
And married a girl who could love me and love my personality

[Chorus 2]
In a year, she gave birth
He was wonderful at first

At one he had grown
Two horns of bone
At three some cloven hooves
Oh at five we were sure he was a Minotaur
I couldn't bear the truth
I couldn't bear the truth
I couldn't bear the truth

[Outro]
Oh, I couldn't bear the truth
I couldn't bear the truth
I couldn't bear the truth
I couldn't bear the truth