Mini Bar

[Verse 1: Josh Mirenda]
I was holed up in a hotel somewhere south of Abilene
Standing in that shower when I heard my cellphone ring
She said, "I found a banker now so don't you even bother coming home"
I just stood there in a towel, wondered what the hell to do
I looked out the window and then I looked around the room
And right there by the TV was the thing that helped me forget that she was gone

[Chorus: Josh Mirenda]
I got drunk on that mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
That I got pretty messed up Friday night
Hell, but that's alright
Then I called up my old go-to
She came over and had a few
We sat there on that king-sized bed
Drank 'til there was nothing left
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
Oh, tell 'em, JD

[Verse 2: John Daly]
They had fifteen-dollar cashews, thirty-dollar scotch
Quick trip to the ice machine, I poured it all on the rocks
There were forty-seven flavors there to savor
Lord, we had 'em all
I had a ball

[Chorus: John Daly]
I got drunk on that mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
That I got pretty **** up Friday night
Hell, but that's alright
Then I called up my old go-to
She came over and had a few
We sat there on that king-sized bed
Popping tops and twisting lids
Wearing out that hotel mini bar

[Break: Josh Mirenda]
This shit gon' hurt like hell in the morning

[Bridge: Josh Mirenda]
Well, Max was a bitch and sometimes verbally abusive
Her credit card is 5-5-6-5, 24-33, 8-2-2-3-5-5-3-3
Case you wanna use it

[Chorus: Josh Mirenda & John Daly, Josh Mirenda]
Go get drunk on some mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
We all got pretty **** up Friday night
Hell, but that's alright
Go on, call up your old go-to
Bring her over and have a few
Sit right there on that king-sized bed
Drink 'til there ain't nothing left
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
Yes, sit there on that king-sized bed
Popping tops and twisting lids
Wearing out that hotel mini bar

[Outro: Josh Mirenda]
She's gonna be broke, I hope she **** dies after—
**** you, you **** ****
Ah, shit