Minecraft Methods

{Intro:|
Fuck you grandpa
Shoutout grandpa, he dead though
Bro honestly I just be banging dudes and shit (uh)
I put my dick in their ass
And then I play Minecraft, and Roblox (yeah, yeah, woah)

{Chorus: Blank}
What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)
I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Verse: Blank}
I heard my grandpa say *dead noises*
Cause he's dead, h-h-he's fucking dead
I saw my granny pop the meds
So I called the fucking feds
Banged a dude inside her bed
Bitch I'm scared, I wet the bed
(Blank, clean your sheets)
Shut up, shut up mom
I gave Quip this long ass dong
Smoking meth inside my bong
A-A-And I gave him my jawn

{Chorus: Blank}
What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)
I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Bridge: Blank}
Fuck you guys
I'm going back to Minecraft
I'm gonna go-
I'm gonna go bang dudes in Minecraft again
Here's my Minecraft boyfriend

{Verse: Quip}
(I'm too lazy to write the lyrics)

{Chorus: Blank}
What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)
I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Bridge: logan2evil}
Oh shit, I forgot to record

{Verse: logan2evil}
I told Blank send me the file but he's not done (what)
I called my grandma's phone and told her bring the shot gun (rawr)
She wanna stay up late and cuddle, bitch that's not fun (rawr)
Bitch I'm playin' Minecraft, I cannot run (yeah)
I'm smoking on crack with my auntie (yeah)
I can't fuck with that bitch, she too nasty (ew)
I'm sucking on his dick like some candy
Pull up in a fucking ghost, like my granny (rawr, rawr)

{Bridge: logan2evil}
What the fuck
What the fuck could you possibly want
I'm playing Minecraft
(Are you watching gay porn)
What the fuck, no mom
I'm playing Minecraft
I-I'm playing Minecraft with my friends
Get out of my room
Fuck, this bitch made me die

{Chorus: Blank}
What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)
I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Outro:}
Fuck this song
I never wanna listen to this song ever again
I can't wait for this song to be over
So I can play Minecraft
And if you're listening to this, fuck you