Milo

It was ten years in the making, but, they finally got to tour
I bought all their albums, I've got their sticker on my door
I didn't know this girl from Adam. She was with some guy named Stan
She drank Bud Ice from the can and got her rocks off with the band

And she would sing to me
She's all over me
This girl is scaring me!

When they called he "silly girl" they were right on!
"Dirty sheets" and "Sour Grapes" she kept on
Dancing on and on
She's just like so many girls
She just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us breakfast
One of us will hold her hand

She graduated art school and she read A Clockwork Orange
She asked me if I had any drugs and she laughed when I said "no."
She hit up "P" for a CD, and he thought that he might score
Next thing you know her minds on "Q" but he was passed out on the floor