Millionaire Adventurer Balloonist (Triple J Live at the Wireless, 2001)

This song's called "Millionaire Adventurer Balloonist"
On Triple J Live at the Wireless
A-one, two, three, four

I got a message from the two-way radio
"Hi, it's me and I'm falling down again"
And if tonight, the phone he does not ring then it's me
And I'll be calling in from the coast
To the coast across the sea

It's definitely me
Haranguing the airlines
And cruising in jet stream
BOAC and TAA
This is your captain calling from yesterday

When we were hanging with the cocktail waitresses in first class
But it is just a distant memory
And let me introduce the safety features of our aircraft
As we go falling into the sea

We're going down
And the only sound
Is your life preserver whistle
Where is your artificial horizon now?
BOAC and TAA
Come back today

Millionaire balloonist, a-millionaire balloonist
A-millionaire balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloonist, balloonist
Balloonist, balloonist, balloo-aaah!

Woah!
Oh, baby
That last chord felt pretty good
That was this one
If you were in this room, it was "grr-r-r", baby