Millionaire Adventurer Balloonist

I got a message from the two-way radio
"Hi, it's me and I'm fallin' down again"
And if tonight, the phone he does not ring then it's me
And I'll be callin' in from the coast
To the coast across the sea

It's definitely me
Haranguin' the airlines
And cruisin' in jet stream
BOAC and TAA
This is your captain calling from yesterday

Where we were hangin' with the cocktail waitresses in first class
But it is just a distant memory
Let me introduce the safety features of our aircraft
As we go falling into the sea

We're going down
And the only sound
Is a life preserver whistle
Where is your artificial horizon now?
BOAC and TAA
Come back today

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