MILF

[Pre-Verse: fun.]
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh
Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh)
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh
Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh)

[Verse 1: Everclear]
No, I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom of my high school prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at my local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am the Volvo-driving soccer mom

[Chorus: Bowling for Soup]
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 1985

[Verse 2: Everclear]
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am the Volvo-driving soccer mom

[Chorus: Bowling for Soup]
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 1985

[Bridge: Everclear, fun.]
(Where do all?) Where do all the pornstars go (...stars go?)
When the lights go down? (Go down?)
(I wonder where...) I wonder where all the pornstars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh)
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
(Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh...)
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh)
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
(Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh...)
(Huh!) They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

[Chorus: Bowling for Soup, fun.]
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied, with 1985

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh)
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
(Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh...)
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
(Ohh-oh, woah-oo-ahhh-oh)
'Cause she's still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 19, 19, 1985
(Woah-oo-ahhh-oh, ohh-oh...)