Mike TV

When he's asleep, when he's awake
Eating a Swanson's Salisbury steak
Glued to the TV
Whoa-oh-oh

He knows the names, he knows the plot
He likes it when they all get shot
A blaze of glory

Mike TV (ba ba ba-ba-ba ba)
Shot in front of a live audience
Mike TV (ba ba ba-ba-ba ba)
Owes it all to his parents

And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie?
Mike's life's just no fun among reruns

Whoo hoo
Whoo-hoo hoo
Whoo hoo
Whoo-hoo hoo

Hey, look at me, I'm on TV
I am whoever I want to be
I live vicariously
Whoa-oh-oh

I figured it out
'Cause I'm pretty smart
I fast forward through the boring parts
Action's all I see

Mike TV (ba ba ba-ba-ba ba)
Back after these messages
Mike TV (ba ba ba-ba-ba ba)
Back after these vestiges

And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie?
Mike's life's just no fun among reruns

Whoo hoo
Whoo-hoo hoo
Whoo hoo
Whoo-hoo hoo

And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie?
Mike's life's just no fun among reruns