Mike and Ikes Interlude

[Jay Songz]
Hey wassup man. You find everything OK today?

[Patche$]
Well yea actually. These Mike and Ike's, they used to be 6 ounces but now they're 5.5 ounces

[Jay Songz]
Aye man there's nothing I can do about that fam

[Patche$]
Well can I get a discount or something cause they're still the same price

[Jay Songz]
Man are you stupid?

[Patche$]
Alright alright alright hold on I'll be back
So I've found a solution. I have two boxes now

[Jay Songz]
Ok and?

[Patche$]
Well you know. If you play with Patche$'s Mike and Ike's, Patche$ gets angry
So here's what's going to happen

(Gun sound)

[DanDaMan]
He's got a gun!
Oh my gosh run!
(Lady screaming)

[Patche$]
Everybody shut up!
I need that .5 ounces
Open the box now!

[Jay Songz]
Aye yo this man is really tripping

[Patche$]
I didn't ask you to say anything
Now this is my scale that I usually weigh my cocaine on
I need you to measure my .5 ounces
That's only .48, I need my half an ounce

[Jay Songz]
Alright yo yo yo. Is this good?

[Patche$]
Now open the other box and put them in there

[Jay Songz]
Alright man that'll be a dollar and six cents
Can I help you with anything else?

[Patche$]
It was nice doing business with you but there is one more thing

[Jay Songz]
Oh my gosh what do you want?

[Patche$]
Alright Pablo you can come out now

[DanDaMan]
Congratulations sir! You have just been hoyed!

[Jay Songz]
Hold up hold up hold up. What the (beep) you mean I just got hoyed? My (beep) I just got a (beep) gun pointed to my...
Get that (beep) camera out my face. What the (beep) is this bull (beep) talking about I got (beep) hoyed. Get that (beep) (beep) I work at a (beep) Dollar Tree what the (beep). Aye yo Dollar Tree don't pay me enough for this (beep). And what the (beep) is a hoy?