Midlife Chrysler (Acoustic)

[Verse 1]
I hit rock bottom back in 2004
When the judge at that bankruptcy court
Let the sheriff take my possession's away
Now I'm feeling down and so insecure
This life I'm leading is feeling more
Like a nightmare than the American dream
I know that people say you can't measure a man by material things
It ain't the clothes I wear or the car I drive

[Chorus]
With a man my age, with the money I've made
You'd think I'd afford something nicer
Like ridin' away in a Midlife Chrysler

[Verse 2]
My young date was in the passenger sеat
When a kid went by me in a 380z
Hеr attention flew out the window with him
I'm feeling so old now
I would turn back time if I only knew how
But this old life goes on
That's just the way it is

[Chorus]
But my friends say, she's half my age
There's no way I could entice her
With a head for the grave in a Midlife Chrysler

[Bridge]
Ain't it funny how time rolls by, so fast
One day your standing tall
The next day your lost at home

[Chorus]
Oh, a man my age with the money I've made
You'd think I'd afford something nicer
Like ridin' away in a Midlife Chrysler

[Outro]
No honey this ain't no Escalade
It's a Midlife Chrysler