Middle School Is Retarded

[Intro]
Yo, just letting you guys know
This is a parody/remix of Astrology is Retarded
So all credits to Yung Spinach

[Verse 1]
Middle School is bad, all it is it's just drama
People try to annoy me while I'm counting up the commas
I'm spitting on my haters like a motherfreaking llama
And I only get checks that have commas

[Chorus]
This is all just foolishness, I'm hitting on your little sis
I'm spitting all this fire you can call me freaking Ludacris
Talk of the town, yeah I'm feeling open hearted
But in my opinion I feel like middle school is retarded
I feel like we don't need this but I'm never gonna drop out
Every single day I just want to get checked out
Middle school is rеtarded, I'm feeling like this is a blow out
I'm going for so long that I'm feeling kinda burnt out

[Verse 2]
Going evеry day doesn't even feel rewarding
I dunk on these haters, call me freaking Michael Jordan
Everyday after school, go on my laptop, start recording
I'm so tired of school this is getting so annoying
This is so boring, I just want to go on break
Smack you in the face like your stepping on a rake
Bass is so hard, might just start a earthquake
And my rhymes are so smooth like a freaking milkshake

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Middle school is bad, they probably don't have a dad
I'm built up like a wall, you can call me freaking Chad
I had to get up for school so that made me kinda mad
But then I saw that it was a weekend so that made me really glad
I'm eating these raps like some motherfreaking curry
Run out to the bus, gotta go in a hurry
I got all this ice you can call me a McFlurry
And I'm sipping on the root beer and my vision gets blurry
Making all these hits 'til I get to graduation
Cooking up this heat you can call it radiation
When I leave school, it's a good sensation
And all these people, you can call it animation

[Chorus]
This is all just foolishness, I'm hitting on your little sis
I'm spitting all this fire you can call me freaking Ludacris
Talk of the town, yeah I'm feeling open hearted
But in my opinion I feel like middle school is retarded
I feel like we don't need this but I'm never gonna drop out
Every single day I just want to get checked out
Middle school is retarded, I'm feeling like this is a blow out
I'm going for so long that I'm feeling kinda burnt out

[Verse 4]
You must be mistaken, cook these up raps like some bacon
I am not a thief, but it's your girl that I'll be takin'
All these people racist, they said that I was Jamaican
And I listen to my alarm and now I am wide awaken
All these people talking, yeah they talking all the chatter
Making all these hits and my wallet's getting fatter
Flexing on my ex and the money, yeah it scatters
And you know it's Lil Scxars, got my food on the platter