MIDDLE CHILD (Minecraft Parody)

[Intro]
Beatville

[Refrain]
Griefers been taking my ores
I'm minin' these diamonds, no more iron pick
I'm chopping down trees, I'm crafting some sticks
I'm deep in them caves, and I'm getting diamonds
And when the sun risin', the zombies get lit
This game Isn't peaceful, I'm dying real quick
My diamonds is shinin', my gold ore is shinin'
That's just how I like ores, you all on my pick

[Verse 1]
In my inventory, my diamonds immense
Just add in some glowstone, and then take a sip
I might hit the Nether, not dying to ghasts
I ain't dying to withers, but pigmen are quick
I roll with some tamed wolves, I love 'em to death
I got a few diamonds, not all my Steves rich
What good is this wheat if these villagers broke?
What good is this pick if my Stevies can't mine?
The End's my next mission, that's why I can't quit
Just like I am Notch, My Stevies get lit
Just put the armor right back on my Steve
This pick came from Minecraft, Notch gave me a gift
Back in the mine-shaft I'm crafting again
They act like these Stevies cannot craft a pick
But I'd never mine with that pickaxe for nothing
If I kill a creeper It's gon' be real quick
It won't be for iron, It won't be for coal
It won't be 'cause I ain't finding this redstone the same
It won't be to mine up this last iron vein
It won't be to craft a grey pick in this cave
Wheat always grows, unless it's by sand
I love playing Minecraft, It is the best game
I hope that you mine all the iron you can
I hope you know potions won't bring back your ores
Here comes an iron golem, I'm building him now
Was crafting some tools when I'm deep underground
I got me some enchantments, I took my pick out
I just killed a blaze, I'm amazing right now
I need me a saddle, to ride on this horse
I never mine iron, still get diamond ores
This times gon' be different, I found the end portal
I promise to kill the End Dragon for once

[Refrain]
Griefers been taking my ores
I'm minin' these diamonds, no more iron pick
I'm chopping down trees, I'm crafting some sticks
I'm deep in them caves, and I'm getting diamonds
And when the sun risin', the zombies get lit
This game Isn't peaceful, I'm dying real quick
My diamonds is shinin', my gold ore is shinin'
That's just how I like ores, you all on my pick

[Chorus]
I just poured water in this lava
We can mine up this obsidian
Nine seconds just to mine one of these blocks
Fall inside the lava and It's real
Creepers got me cornered, Steve is stuck
I'ma blow 'em up with TNT
If it ain't 'bout them diamonds, then I'm done
Pickaxe in your hand let's get these ores

[Verse 2]
I spawned in the middle, got all of these biomes
Savanna or desert, I see both at once
Just left the cave with a chest full of diamonds
I'm 'bout to eat a gold apple for lunch
I had a long walk to find the Ender Portal
Walk through the Savanna, these witches is real
Straight out the mineshaft, no iron, just diamonds
He wish that he had some, more diamonds for real
Too many Stevies is minin' straight down
Falling in lava instead of diamonds
We coming from wood to a whole lot of diamonds
We killing these creepers, Notch we gotta heal
We killing these zombies, the skellies' as well
We killing these spiders, they poisoned me well
Spawned in the ocean, I'm destined to fail
I'ma make sure all my Stevies get saplings, Yeah

[Chorus]
I just poured water in this lava
We can mine up this obsidian
Nine seconds just to mine one of these blocks
Fall inside the lava and It's real
Creepers got me cornered, Steve is stuck
I'ma blow 'em up with TNT
If it ain't 'bout them diamonds, then I'm done
Pickaxe in your hand let's get these ores