Mid Life Crisis Blues

Listen to me now, don’t make this oversight
Nobody likes the man who stays too long unless he’s staying overnight
And nobody wants to stand behind the fat boy in the band
So understand these midlife crisis blues

Pegasus drives a big wheel
And his wingspan depends on the way that he feels
Look away, look away, look away, look away, look away

I see the little green men and their little mean grin
I see the gremlins in Greenwich that watch over them
And they’re kicking my ass
They’re really, really kicking my ass
They’re really, rеally kicking my ass
Kicking my ass, kicking my ass, kicking my ass

Listen to me now, though I’m no Aristotle
Nobody likеs the man who breaks the glass but never brings the bottle
And nobody wants to stand behind the elephants in the band
So understand these midlife crisis blues

Prometheus is holding his head in his hands
As he stands not too far from the dead
Look away, look away, look away, look away, look away

I see the little green men and their little mean grin
I see the gremlins in Greenwich that watch over them
And they’re kicking my ass
They’re really, really kicking my ass
They’re really, really kicking my ass
Kicking my ass, kicking my ass, kicking my ass

The ‘Sabotage Mahal’ is near
There’ll be a room for me, I’m sure!

And they’re kicking my ass
They’re really, really kicking my ass
They’re really, really kicking my ass
Kicking my ass, kicking my ass, kicking my ass

Listen to me now and don’t think twice
Nobody likes the man who stays too long unless he’s staying overnight
And everybody wants to stand behind Ella Fitzgerald in the band
So understand these midlife crisis blues
Midlife crisis blues