Microchip Girl

[Verse 1]
My girl, she's on the ill tip
Exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit
Her brain's like a microchip
Now it's a day in the life of
A space cadet that her mother calls daughter

[Pre-Chorus]
And ooh, just follow the instructions
And the pieces come alive
Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied

[Chorus]
Microchip girl
Kicks ass at trivia
CD-ROM curls

[Verse 2]
Now she wants a PC, to stick a modem into me
I'm not the kind of guy that goes online for just any girl
Now it's a strange, strange relationship
Microchip girl's got her head on straight, I should know, I put it there
Now what do I get her for Christmas?
She's got it all on hard disk, accessible to the world

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, just follow the instructions
I just keep her oiled and she's cool
Yeah, ooh, when her shit malfunctions
I just plug her in to refuel

[Chorus]
Microchip girl
Found the end of pi
32-bit curls

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
And ooh, just follow the instructions
And the pieces come alive
Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied

[Chorus]
Microchip girl
Kicks ass at trivia
CD-ROM curls