Mewthree VS The Wario Apparition

Rap Battle!
The Wario Apparition!
Versus...
Mewthree!
Begin!

Wario Apparition (Verse 1):
Wario's gonna win with flow smoother than Dire Dire Docks
You've always been a loser since your X & Y hype was lost
Just some Game Freak fake, I am NOT having none
Trash your handheld horsecrap, Wario show you real fun!

Drag your Cold Cold corpse through my hallway
Packing more bite than your fat horse face
You're a poor dork lord, such a short core lore
Your story cut yours for some more space

It sure fits that you don't exist
With kids sprinting past you for the truck they thought they missed
Not an infinite mystery, you werе gatekept in a dungeon of liminal myths

Madе your name up to sound cool, your whole purpose is a lie
It's like "every account of Mewthree is personalized!"
Game so childish, you spit nursery rhymes!
My verse is merciless, burning this urban myth twerp on the mic
You're not worth-a my time! You think you'll outdo me
But Nintendo never got "started on Mewthree"

Mewthree (Verse 2):
Why'd they put a god against just a talking head? It does not make sense
You're bombing with awful threats, and your loss is set, no one on the fence
In your pause for breath, I rhyme ruthless, you were dropped with a false pretense
Only need one verse to halve you into 2 bits, Mewthree calls shots on this large defect

You're not a secret, you're the tip of the iceberg
Follow all the tropes, your gimmick is tired
Don't talk to me about spitting the fire
All delivery you know are delivery drivers

Send them into the fire and you're hell on wheels
You're so huge, must've had your neck as a meal
Some old devs came up to melt your seal
And only helped prove that your L is real

You're from Dire Docks, so you're the one who's flowing hard, right?
No, you dead meme, the viewers left your Oman Archive-d
Your build killed anyone who opened an eye
Your calm track really took a load off their minds

Think you'll beat me? You don't got legs for running a track
'Gainst other theories, you'll always be the runt of the pack
And now your 3D is just outdated fucking trash
Came from E3, that's why you're never coming back!

Wario Apparition (Verse 3)
Listen, I'm a poltergeist, your coldest line couldn't scare me, hell
You took Mewtwo's whole design and molded in a Cle-fairy tale!

Your design was too crude for the two scientists
It died when Mewtwo blew up New Island
As time flew, you stooped from a cool psychic
To tying for the most ruined in your group's highness

When rhyming you should shoot to do more fighting
Your lines truly don't help prove your new typing
You might just be cuckoo to think you're enlightened
Your device needs some new tools to get some good brightness

Mewthree (Verse 4)
With how you slowly talk, it's looking bleak, you're far too weak for Mew
The only Pokegod that you could beat is probably Pikablu

Some dorks forced lore into your low-res image on 4Chan
Can't understand your story just like your floor plan
So I'm not floored that this putrid polygon prick's building poor raps

It's so sad watching you rap with that trash flow
No shock the floating head's lacking a backbone
Got capped, now your ass is locked in the castle
Just one more pasta in Mario's shadow