Metal Crusher WITH LYRICS

[Sung]
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
DON'T YOU KNOW? GOTTA GO
I'M THE EVERLOVING METAL-CRUSHING HOST
WITH THE MOST

TO THE GHOSTS, TO THE CREEPIES
TURN ON THE TV
'CAUSE METTATON IS ON
AND YOU SIMPLY GOTTA GO

BETTER HIT THE DECK
'CAUSE THE BEST'S ON THE SET
FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST
FROM THE STREETS TO THE NET

EVERYBODY KNOWS ME
I'M THE MVP
THE MTT
I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW

NOW, QUESTION ONE
HOW MANY FLIES ARE IN THIS JAR?
IS IT
FIFTY-FOUR, FIFTY-FIVE, FIFTY-THREE, OR FIFTY-TWO?

AND OH, YOU GUESSED IT
NOW, ANOTHER QUESTION
AND LET'S SEE IF YOU
GET THIS ONE RIGHT TOO

NOW, TO QUESTION TWO
WHO SHOULD YOU SUBSCRIBE TO?
MAIMYMAYO, BONOAN, SPOOGYNOVA, OR BROOKLYN?

WAIT, DID YOU SAY "D?"
YEP! THAT'S RIGHT, BEAUTY!
MAYBE THAT ONE WAS TOO EASY
SO WE'RE GONNA MOVE ALONG!

ALRIGHT, QUESTION THREE
I'M ECSTATIC, CAN'T YOU SEE?
WHICH OF THESE BEAUTIFUL NAMES
ARE WRITTEN AND SPELLED CORRECTLY?

DID I HEAR A "C?"
YEP, RIGHT AGAIN, BEAUTY!
HM, SOMETHING IS SUSPICIOUS
WAIT, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

[Spoken]
ALPHYS...
ALPHYS...
ALPHYS...

YOU AREN'T HELPING
OUR CONTESTANT
ARE YOU?

OOOOOOH!!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!

WITH DR. ALPHYS
HELPING YOU...

THE SHOW HAS NO
DRAMATIC TENSION!

TA-TA FOR NOW, HUMAN!