Message No. 419 by MC Frontalot
Message No. 419 by MC Frontalot

Message No. 419

MC Frontalot * Track #10 On Handmade Demo

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Message No. 419 by MC Frontalot

Release Date
Sat Jan 01 2005
Performed by
MC Frontalot
About

The story of a man with nothing to lose responding sincerely to e-mail identity scams, “Message No. 419” takes its name from a section of Nigerian code associated with the commonly known “advance fee fraud”.

Frontalot has laid down a slow, churning beat with a wide range of sampled whistles, beeps,...

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Message No. 419 Lyrics

[Intro] X 2
Was just like a scene in an intrigue film
And I’m still not convinced that it wasn’t for real

[Hook]
Got a message number 4 1 9
Got a message number 4, 1, 9
Got a message number 4 1 9
This lucky day's mine all mine

[Verse 1]
This isn’t intended for me, I don’t think
It’s a missive from the edge of despair, I mean brink
Of total desperation; the communication therein
Says her hopes for survival are slim
And she’s writing to the Front, though we’ve yet to meet
With a confidential matter ‘cause she’s heard I’m discreet
And the urgency of her request for my aid
Is matched by the depth of the trust she displayed
“Don’t betray me like our oil minister did (staged a coup)
And I’m about to flee Nigeria soon
But I’ll never make it out,” she says, with twenty million
Three hundred twenty thousand US dollars that are still in
Her possession. She embezzled them, I guess
Look, I don’t really know her so uh... that’s none of my business
She’s the LADY MARYAM ABACHA, deposed
These days, can’t even get her caps-lock key unfroze
But yo, something about a widow in distress
With 20 million dollars hidden in a metal chest
Softened up the Frontalot’s heart, no doubt
So I hit the reply button, tell her I can help her out

[Hook] X 2
Got a message number 4 1 9
Got a message number 4, 1, 9
Got a message number 4 1 9
This lucky day's mine all mine

[Verse 2]
She writes me back: DEAR FRONTALOT, UNITED STATES...
She acts so thankful. A bank full of money awaits!
And I hate delays so I’m quick to turn around
With my full name and the number to my checking account
And the scan of my license to drive an automobile
And my passport number, proving Frontalot’s for real!
Then I’ll meet the money in Stockholm. Ain’t gonna walk home
Think I’ll retire to the south of Spain and sip gazpacho
Not so quick, there’s a little problem:
LADY A apparently had difficulty running all them
Numbers I give her. But look, the fake ID’s my only one
And that’s a real passport — I got it off usenet and checked
I’m not dumb. I’m not some idiot
Who’s about to lose your money for you quicker than I’m getting it
And of course my bank balance is negative; whose isn’t?
That’s why I need your 20% money laundering commission
And I’m wishing I could talk about this further with you but I can’t
I just got an email from DR. UBUGU of Chad
He’s got a hundred and seventy-seven million in a bag
Feel I got to help him ‘cause his story is so sad

[Hook] X 2
Got a message number 4 1 9
Got a message number 4, 1, 9
Got a message number 4 1 9
This lucky day's mine all mine

[Outro] X 2
Was just like a scene in an intrigue film
And I’m still not convinced that it wasn’t for real

Message No. 419 Q&A

When did MC Frontalot release Message No. 419?

MC Frontalot released Message No. 419 on Sat Jan 01 2005.

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