Mess Under That Dress

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about a lady I know
They got a rumor going round
She got something so doggone good
It’d make a fish walk on the ground

[Chorus]
It's a mess up under that dress
It's a mess up under that dress
The ones that get it really are blessed
It's a mess up under that dress

[Verse 2]
She went to see the preacher man
He said its a shame and its a sin
That you got something good enough
To hold a meetin’ in

[Chorus]
It's a mess up under that dress
It's a mess up under that dress
You got to be the best
It's a mess up under that dress

[Verse 3]
Now she went to see a doctor
To put an appointment in
He said everybody wants what ya got
Come on and give it to me again

[Chorus]
It's a mess up under that dress
It's a mess up under that dress
I can't speak for the rest
But its a mess up under that dress

[Verse 4]
She went walking past the undertaker
He was sittin' around holdin' his head
Said “don’t come in you’re bad for business”
You're gonna raise the dead

[Chorus]
It's a mess up under that dress
It's a mess up under that dress
I can't stand to test
It's a mess up under that dress

[Chorus]
It's a mess up under that dress
It's a mess up under that dress
I can't stand to test
It's a mess up under that dress