Merryland

[Intro]
(Zel, this shit crazy)
They used to call me a menace (They used to call me a menace)
Uh
Rah

[Verse]
Why the man get jealous? (Jealous)
I'm good in my hood, of course
From young my school used to call me a menace
Greaze and my head stay tight like a terrace (Like a terrace)
If I get screw loose when I ain't in booth
Better pass me a cup full of Henness' (Henness')
When I get iratе, poor Mr. Parunka's head on the map like Vеnice
Venice, Venice, Italy
My old friends are sick of me
Told me we were on the same wavelength
But I ain't see no symmetry (Nah)
I approach them civilly
But that's dead like chivalry (Snakes)
Snakes in sync like symphonies
Now they can't get my sympathy (They can't)
But they still get empathy, respectfully (Respectful)
I feel for the yutes that ain't no friend of me, allegedly
Answer the phone like, "What do you want?"
They say, "Well, what's that meant to mean?" (What?)
Said, "You're only cool when you want somethin'
So let's skip all the pleasantries"
Said they don't want nothin', now I feel bad
They say, "Exactly (Exactly)
Cris, now you changed
Cah once upon a time you were the Cody to my Zachary (You were)
Call dropped real quick
Nothin' but favours when a person Snap me (Favours)
It's art when a man move crafty
End up with a knife in your back like Stanley
End up with a knife in your back like kitchen drawers
And you gotta start kickin' jaws (Kickin')
Got a nigga knocked out on the kitchen floor
Why that nigga start twitchin' for? (He's twitchin')
When the plug got stained
He lost his bread, ain't clocked that he's missin' more (He's missin')
Cah he got OD as his younger
Actin' like he's never seen shit before (He lyin')
Little nigga had a lot of shit to see
What don't kill you makes you stronger
Didn't think a nigga took it literally
Head held up all miserably
Told myself I'd never let a world like this shampoo and condition me
Kids do school all digitally
Was top of my class in literacy
Told Miss Callaghan, "Fuck Geography
Cah I'm finna make history
Real potty mouth from early
Couldn't get saved by Listerine
Need somethin' strong like Dettol or bleach
Man, I coulda been a Mister Clean
Real Bad Bree was a mentor too
Had lyrics and misdemeans (Misde')
Lyrics and misde'
Me and the sisters
Meaner than misters
Meaner (Meaner)
Cali' in the zoobie like Pasadena
Turn a good man to a leaner
Bro say, "Cris, three gyal over there
Say them just waan suck off, be done like Cena"
Figure eight, she fleeker
Venus, Serena (Woah)
Serena Williams (Oi)
Bro Fresh Prince like William (William)
Rum inna mi cup taste brilliant, brilliant
This party full up of civilians (Oi)
Paigon
Show face in mi party
Keep one eye pon mi opp like Minions (Minions)
Yardie shubeen, come different
Mi nuh need no ID like M1llionz (Don't need it)
They pree, they pree
Look at the ground if it's me they see (It's me)
Flock of these birds on the side of the road
Because on the real deal they flee (I'm comin')
Ask all the ones that's still in my life if I'm ride or D-I-E (Ride or D)
Had to cut the loose ends out of my way
They were movin' like CID (Them feds)
Can't put my trust in any han' (Any han')
But the bad bad Bs trust any man (Any man)
Worse if the any man got Henny, man
Then she gon' love every man like many man (All of them)
Knows that she ain't no homebody-body
Gyal a real yardgyal like Shelly-Ann (Oi)
Ain't Christmas but all of them merry man
Sis, don't give the cookie out like Marylands