Mera Saman Kahan Hai?

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Baahar aa na
Baahar aa na)

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Aaa
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Mera samman kahan hai?
MERA SAMAN KAHAN HAI?
Aaa
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Saktaa toh jata main jaun kahan pe?
Aree bhai mere jaau kahan pe
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Niklaa ghar se bhaage bhaage
Bas ek glass pilaa de

Please bhai please yaar

Dhoondta dharaa main
Dhoondhun sara aasman
Dhoondhun paidal jahaan
Esteem kahan
Exposure mila
Maine pet bharaa
Thank you bhaiya
Aap hi ki kripa
Din chaltaa
Na hai chintaa
Haan main badhiya
Ji sab badhiya
Ji main kutta
Bandha patta
Okay bhaiya
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Aaye mazaa
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Hoon main kahan?
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Ghar ka rastaa
Bhool gaya
Makaan mera
Ghar mujhko leja

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Aaa
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Aa
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Dhundun shamshaan
Kahan hai?
Mera samman kahan hai?
MERA SAMAN KAHAN HAI?
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Ruk ruk ruk na
Mere glass ko bharde
Tu itna
Main bhoolna chaahu
Tanhaa main kitnaa
Main Tootna chaahu
Jhooth palaa hu
Jhooth ke bal pe
Main bhoo pe khadaa hoon
Sachaa samvaad kahan hai?
Mera saman kahan hai?

Hatt jaa
Pyaasa main tath pe
Saans hoon bhartaa
Naseeb mein tha hi na jal
Toh sookha galaa
Mehsoos main kartaa
Boond jo barsega baadal
Ab ki baar tujhe de dunga dhakka
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Mohalle mein
Phailegi charchaa
Kataa tera
Naak kahan hai?
Tera sammaan
Kahan hai?
Tera saman?