Meowth vs Deadpool

[Verse 1: Deadpool (AdamDRB), Citricity and ItsNuggedt]
Yo Jacob man! I gotta ask one fuckin' question (Yeah?)
Am I really sacking cat shit after stashin' suggestions?
It's not that bad a match since this pussy flees fights
Me? Nugget that's accurate but he meant the feline (Oh)
You tried your luck at love but here's the shitty, awful truth
The tail that you where chasing fuckin' swung from a dude (Ew)
While you and your crew played cat and mouse with Pikachu
I was cursed to look like Cruise cursing out the D.C.U (Uh!)
This merc with a mouth is taking the gold like it's payday! Yuh!
I'll be mercin' meowth, just another pussy that Wade slays!
I'll keep on making bank, stick to sucking off loose change
Hell, lose the token kid- you're pretty used to getting played

[Verse 2: Meowth (MetaMachine), James (Alex M.) and Jessie (JesseBoxVO)]
You hear that Jessie? Deadpool's trubbish is disgustin'
I thought that he killed verses, but this thug isn't bussin'!
Hush it ladies, Death hasn't stroked him from a reason
He didn't have the stones to cleave Brolin's Weedle
Meow! What's the matter Wilson? Cat got your tongue?
That's the only way that this dead twerp would get some!
Yes bud, I've had some close encounters with death but
So many wives fled ya, makes sense you're in the X-club
And guess what? Your pilot plunged cause you're a flight risk
Team Rocket's had more airtime than any of your sidekicks!
If Krueger wants to fight this, I'll bring the claws right out!
Marvel milked this merk, no wonder he's alarmed by cows

[Verse 3: Deadpool (AdamDRB) and Wobbuffet (Zuprem4cy)]
I ran the first verse, you? Couldn't even Scratch me!
If ya wanna be like Persian then ya gotta act classy!
Try ta attack me and I'll counter it like Wobbuffet!
I'll send a cat packing! Fuck it up like Boba Fett!
Forged out of a porcelain, shit-outta-luck Maneki Neko
Three fucking forms of it, none of which have any mettle!
Misplaced in the Meta, Nintendo should be fuckin' grateful
Your presence would've ended had I just unplugged Cable

[Verse 4: Meowth (MetaMachine), James (Alex M.), Jessie (JesseBoxVO) and Swearing Meowth (BirdJormungandr)]
I'm a staple, still on cable! Wade's the Banner of Blast Burn
Lines are fatal, the cat's cradle Bravin' Birds like Cacturne!
When it comes to starters, I'm the number one answer!
Two phases; Three forms, you're on the fourth stage of cancer!
Forsaken by character growth, the Mary Sue Storm I loathe
The sown Fake Out clone of Spiderman too Far From Home
Your writers can close up shop, the cat's out of the bag
All: It's Jessie, James, Meowth! Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Yeah you fuckhead!