Men

[Intro]
They buy you dinner
Open your door
Other then that
What are they good for?

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Verse 1]
They all want a girl just like the girl
That married dear old dad
They make me so mad

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Chorus]
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Verse 2]
They love their toys
They make their noise
They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talking 'bout men

[Verse 3]
If you give 'em what they want
They never fall in love
Don't give 'em nothin'
They can't get enough

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talking 'bout men

[Chorus]
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Verse 4]
In the beginning
They always aim to please
They serve a purpose
They fill a need
They ensure survival of the species

They take you for a ride
Run of gas
Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Chorus]
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em

[Refrain]
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men

[Verse 5]
Silver tongue devils
Well, they're lying through their teeth
Saying anything
Just to sweep you off your feet
Ooh yeah, men!
Talkin' 'bout men
Mere mortal men