Members Only

[Verse 1]
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the eighties
He wears his members only jacket
'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies

[Chorus]
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine in martini glasses
Cause I can't take it anymore

[Verse 2]
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
I think she's found a new religion
Studyin' the Kabbalah in her J.Crew

[Chorus]
And all the rich kids shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap Molasses
'Cause I can't taste it anymore
No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore

[Verse 3]
My friend Greg says it's all good
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
Now everything is goin' half-price
So look at all the money we saved

[Chorus]
And all the politicians shake their asses
Looking for the backdoor
I'll just be hangin' out with the lasses
'Cause they don't like the boys no more
No, and I can't take it anymore