Melinda

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Remember when we pretended to kiss
Oh those lips, those hips
Wow! If I ever turn gay, let's go
If you ever stop being straight, well you let me know?

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We were backstage at the Gardenia
You were about to tap dance, I would play guitar
My boy is at the bar shining like a shiny nickel
But when I hang with you, my orientation gets fickle
Wow! If I ever turn gay, let's go
If you ever stop being straight, well you let me know?

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Melinda Melinda Melinda

One tap means no
A bunch of taps means yes
Tap tap tap tap tap
Well I guess she said yes

[Spoken]

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