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[Verse 1]
Moanin' and a-heavin' on a hot sticky can
I'm cravin' chocolate Ex-Lax and my G.E. fan
I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam
It said "M.S.G, money, margaritas and my man"
Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me
[Verse 2]
Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll
Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe, gonna get at the mall
T.V. Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole, getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry, think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off 'cause I'm dynamite
[Coffee]
She's Sandra H. not Sandra D
And my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me
She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"
Now our megacolon is a big, big hit
Megacolon
[Verse 2]
Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick
The shit got soft, steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the White Cloud, I need a Bounty towel
I need a new life, I've gotta reform
I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm
I gotta be strong, got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title 'Miss Toilet Slave'
[Chorus]
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D
With my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls ruling in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"
Now Megacolon is a big big hit
Megacolon
[Outro]
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fischerspooner released Megacolon on Tue Feb 25 2003.