“Yo, bro, why are you doing that?”
If you’ve heard that question before, then you’ve probably heard “Mega Man”, Jay Eazy’s homage to Capcom’s iconic Mega Man franchise. The song went viral in mid-to-late 2023 thanks to Jay’s marketing campaign going viral and becoming a meme.
[Intro]
(Hey, where's rolo?)
Thank you, thank you
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
S-R-G
Eazy, woah
[Chorus]
I was never book smart, I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shawty cute, and her circle too, told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog like I'm Mega Man
[Verse 1]
For real, I do this 24, that's hella Mamba
What's the word, no teleprompter
Ever noticed? The ones that bе like, "Where thе hoes at?" never got 'em
They never get a W and that's pretty much the L about 'em
With them, never reconciling
You gon' need biotics, you'll be sick of my shit
Like I'm reading comics, I got paper to flip
I don't walk on the beach for the men to acknowledge
I do it for shawties in lit colleges
Ain't nothin' better than throwin' my bait in the sea
Then tell Brodie that I got a fish
Reelin' on men every line
I hit 'em when you woulda thought that they had a sniff
Some shouldn't be allowed to rap, they go over heads like a shower cap
Shawties wanna take a flight for me, made pussy fly like a Owlcat
Hatin' on someone who get what they want 'cause you couldn't get it's a coward act
I really can't help the fact that I'm me, look
[Chorus]
I was never book smart, I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shawty cute, and her circle too, told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog like I'm Mega Man
[Verse 2]
"I love you" is just eight letters
"Let's fuck" sound way better
She got cream on my BAPE sweater
I'm with the money team, Mayweather
Their limits are what they measure
Not my limits, that's Jay message
Hella bums dwellin' on the past, and I got a gift so I stay present
Me, and my nuts, that's a trifecta
When I let 'em hang, they slam on the floor like Brock Lesnar
How you gon' say, "Wait up for me, bro," and then not catch up?
That's like waiting for a dealership to show a Dodge Tesla
You don't got the stamina, and we know it now
Shawties waitin' for my badass, like it's Joey's crowd
If I'm up, why would I need someone to hold me down?
I only care if mama gon' be proud
[Chorus]
I was never book smart, I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent
Call me Mr. Rock festival, I got hella bands
Shawty cute, and her circle too, told her get a friend
She gon' make me slide with my dog like I'm Mega Man
Mega Man was written by Jay Eazy.
Mega Man was produced by justxrolo.