Meet Virginia

[Verse 1]
She doesn't own a dress
Her hair is always a mess
If you catch her stealin' she won't confess
She's beautiful
Smokes a pack a day
Wait, that's me, but anyway
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey
She thinks I'm beautiful

[Refrain]
Well, meet Virginia

[Verse 2]
She never compromises
Loves babies and surprises
Wears high heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful?

[Refrain]
Meet Virginia

[Chorus]
Well, she wants to be the queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna be the queen"

[Verse 3]
Her daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carburetors
And brother is a fine mediator
For the President
And here she is again on the phone
Just like me, hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home
And rip on the President

[Refrain]
Meet Virginia, alright

[Chorus]
Well, she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna live this life"

[Bridge]
No more, no more
No more, no more

[Verse 4]
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
Her timing is quite
Unusual
You see, her confidence is tragic
But her intuition magic
And the shape of her body?
Unusual

[Refrain]
Well, meet Virginia, I can't wait to
Meet Virginia, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
Well, she wants to be the queen
Then she thinks about her scene (She thinks)
Well, she wants to live her life (She wants)
Then she thinks about her life (She thinks)
Pulls her hair back as she screams (As she screams)

[Outro]
I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna live this