The lights in the school cafeteria dim and everyone falls silent for the grand entrance of Regina George (Reneé Rapp) and her opening number, where she declares what a massive deal she is.
[REGINA GEORGE]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these? These are real
I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel
Meet the Plastics was written by Nell Benjamin.
Meet the Plastics was produced by Hanan Rubinstein & Jack Grabow.
Renee-rapp released Meet the Plastics on Fri Jan 12 2024.