MEATY D

[Intro]
Hello Alexander
Goth Boy Clique
Fuck you mom I'm listening to Meat Man!
Murder on the beat so it's not nice
If Young Metro don't trust you I'm-
Woah Kenny!
We found one, a real one...uh g-gotta go man
You're toxic

[Verse 1: D Money]
-verse for Meat Man
Aaah geez Rick, it's Meat Man
Hope you liked my Morty impression
D-d-d-d-d Money, on the beat, you know it

People call me D money, cause i get all the money
The bitches love the D, so i get all the honey
I don't own a gun because I am a liberal
All hail Meat Man, for his music is formidable
I be layin in bed, eating a ham sandwich
Getting a ham job with her sand
'Till I don't know which way I'm goin no more
Call me peanut butter, cause I be killin people
Only with peanut allergies because I don't really like them
(Oh no!)
Bitch said she got an onion issue, she got onion in her shoes
Lucky I can't smell, I probably would've died, PU
Lemme pull up discord real quick
Gotta message some people
Gonna leak classified documents and
Get assassinated by the CIA

(One sec, my mom's calling)

[Verse 2: D Money]
I recently experienced testicular torsion
Shit hurted so bad, i went in thord porson
Girlfriend left me for a dude name Richard
Thought she was a lesbian turns out she just wanted dick
(Grandma screaming)
SHUT UP GRANDMA I'M TRYING TO RECORD FOR MEAT MAN
Meat Man, put a goofy sound effect here
Thanks

[Verse 3: D Money, Meat Man]
Just saw the Barbie movie
Shit made me hella uncomfortable
Can't rhyme nothing with uncomfortable just comfortable
Never fuck around on Roblox, I acted like Markiplier
Some kid leaked Meat Man and Is personal info in chat
Shit wasn't fire (Oh no!)
If you are feeling bad, you should really [stay inside]
You don't wanna spread that to other people or they [are gonna die]
For those parts just put like my other song
I'll send you the link (Okay)
Went to my bank to discuss a fraudulent purchase
Turns out someone stole my credit card
Call me nightmare foxy the way
I be there when she opens her closet
Guess what fellas, I'm not comin out of the closet
There's bouta be an amen, but not in the holy way you think
I'm-in 3 dudes holey asses, I just be fuckin twinks
Damn I've been here a while, I think its time for meat man now
See yall in the next one, D money out-out-out

[Interlude: Meat Man, Kazoo]
(Meat Man is coming)
So I've been-I've been thinking about telling you for
For a little bit now, you know?
Okay?
I think-I think I'm ready to-to uh
Come out of the closet, you know?
Come out of the what?
Come out of the closet, you know?
What are you talking about?
Like...gay
You're gay?
I mean...yeah

[Verse 4: Meat Man]
Well i guess you know what time it is
Meat Man flow smooth like piss
D Money on the beat but i didn't pay him
In this economy paychecks looking grim
Feel like I'm in Fortnite Battle Royale
The way everybody in pain like root canal
Who up wonking their willy right now?
You know Im eating chocolate like xiaolongbao
Futa Glamrock Chica makin me go meow
Did I just come out on the track?
He/them in the bio, don't give me flack
Cuz he get them bills like blackjack
I could have my gucci on
Next thing you know, in the forest like a fawn
Getting madder and madder as i get more paper
Cuz you're built like a cheese grader
But i won't stop there
Not by the chin on my hairy hair hair
Meat Man be like Santa Claus
Old and white, but i got slay balls
I mean slay like RuPaul slay not like
Santa sleigh you know?
Okay lets run it back
Wanted in 52 states for a variety of crimes
Ranging from murder to doin it for the vines
Evading the cops during my spree
Feel like Ezra Miller if he was in Dragon Ball Z
Cuz I got that Perfect Cell
All the hoes calling even when im in jail
But im out in a flash
Cuz those cops get sexy when they see my cash
Back to futa Chica tho
That thing bigger than a 2 floor condo
Lost in the sauce like where's Waldo
I could never be like Dr. Seuss
Cuz I'm not racist towards Asians
There's one guy I know who should be hanging from a noose
But that's for another track when I let my second album loose
(FUCK CHIPPY)
Seriously though, that guy sucks
You thought I was done?
Put you up for adoption, you ain't my son
Shoutout to all the orphans though
If you a lil boy hit me up doe
Take you to my farm, shovel all the snow
Because i can't let the cops know
For legal reasons this is a joke
Meat Man would never mess around with a little artichoke
Well I messed up, wanted in 53 states now
Time to fill up my cup and say meat man out