Mean Girls - Beware The Plastics

[Janice Ian]
Here, this map is gonna to be your guide to North Shore. Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROT-C guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually-active band geeks, the Greatest people you will ever meet, and the Worst. Beware of the Plastics.