Mean Gays (Acoustic)

He looks like Tarzan and talks like Jane
He's so damn sexy, I no complain
He's all juiced up
He is a "top"
He'll do your hair and then your make up

They’ll take you down with just one look
They hunt in packs
They don't read books
Injectable tans and no tattoos
Too young for botox
Got nothing to lose

(They're the mean gays)
They live in West Hollywood
(They're the mean, mean gays)
Well they would've if they could
(They're the mean gays)
Now don't be misunderstood
They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

They wear designer sneakers but yours they'll take
They like party drugs and protein shakes
They don't care what you’re about
They'll chew you up and spit you out

(They're the mean gays)
They live in West Hollywood
(They're the mean, mean gays)
Well they would've if they could
(They're the mean gays)
Now don't be misunderstood
They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

They're the envy of the girls
And the envy of the boys
If you bump into them
They won't be acting coy
They'll be sipping caipirinhas made from artificial sweeteners
A circuit week Barcelona over to Ibiza

(They're the mean gays)
They live in West Hollywood
(They're the mean, mean gays)
Well they would've if they could
(They're the mean gays)
Now don't be misunderstood
They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

I'm a mean gay
(She lives in West Hollywood)
I'm a mean, mean gay
(She loves her neighborhood)
I'm a mean gay
(Well, you would if you could)
I'd might look nice but do think
Twice before you take me on